Audio Vision: Janet Jackson Is In The 23-Year-Old Body That I Don't Posses

Thursday, May 27, 2010

So someone won on American Idol last night...and it wasn't the person crowned as 2010's Idol champion that was the winner of the night. It was Janet Jackson. I'm interrupting this quasi-break I have been taking to draw your attention to Miss Janet and her performance on American Idol last night which felt like sitting at the Rock Witchu Tour all over again. The singer entered the stage with "Again" and then proceeded to go through her current song in performance motion, "Nothing" from the Why I'd Get Married Too soundtrack. Then she dove into a fiercely on point performance of her signature classic, "Nasty" decked out in a black cat suit and snappin' them fingers. You can't deny Janet Jackson and her ability to entertain a crowd, which she truly does here. From a glance, you'd think she was strutting around for one of her spectacle live shows, not the American Idol stage.

Though Janet entertained like nobody's business, the main attraction was clearly the stacked and fit silhouette figure that she was sporting, that basically screamed to all those would-be-pop-wannabes in attendance, "I'm the pop icon you wish you were, you bow to me!". Hot damn.

Janet's overall look last night made me come to the conclusion that the only way to get to even remotely looking like her is taking up fasting. *pushes cookies away*

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