Crisp N' Fresh: Kylie Minogue Gets Touchy Feely, I Say Pass The Purell Sanitizer

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

While I'm still not totally sold on "All The Lovers"  and it's euphoric musical context like some of my blog compadres, there is something about it that is, that I'm forced to like it. Just like the visual display for the track, it just screams Kylie Minogue. It's a little narcissistic as the Aussie Queen of Pop is being hoisted up by a mountain of un-clothed individuals that caress her like a mystic idol (hence where the album title Aphrodite comes into play). It's also features cameos from some of nature's most beloved creatures (a horse! a dove! an inflatable elephant!). And there is lots of rubbing, touching, kissing, gasping, wiggling...a whole bunch of things other than dancing, which Kylie instructs everyone to do in the beginning of the song, but if's probably hard to dance being contained in a mound of flesh. In short, it's a VERY Kylie music video, and we wouldn't have it any other way. Still, call me a germaphobe, but I wouldn't be rubbing up on all those strangers like that. Okay, maybe I'd get grabby on Kylie to slip off and steal those killer shoes she's sporting. But for all the other lovers in this...pass the Purell hand sanitizer, please.

1 comment:

  1. LOL Love your review! It's a cool video and I'm glad to see Kylie back again!


Before you comment remember...
1. Don't be rude!
2. Stay on topic of the post. If you don't stay on topic, either state "off-topic" or your comment will be deleted.
3. If you want to ask an off-topic question and don't see the proper post for it, please e-mail me about it.
4. Don't spam or promote your blog or service. Please e-mail me if you'd like an add to my blog list or need for me to update your blog's URL. If your blog is similar in subject to mine, you will be added to the list.
5. If you have any technical problems with the blog, please e-mail me.

When in doubt, e-mail me at

Thank you :)